Saturday Meme for Everyone 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006? Nobody. 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? weed 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? Ummm... 4. Ever paid for sex? No, and don't intend to 5. Ever been married? yes 6. Ever been divorced? yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? whatever 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No. 10. Ever been to rehab? No 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? As often as possible. 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No 13. What size are your breasts? 36C 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Yes, because Norris is weedy. 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? I dunno' 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yes, by choice when my son was young. 17. How many states have you lived in? 3 18. How many countries have you lived in? 1 19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? Yes 20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance? Tom Cruise 21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? No. 23. Ever been paid for sex? No 24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone? I can do the following myself if I have to. 25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? Ummmm... 26. What is your IQ? 140-ish 27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? I think Mr Rogers did really like kids. 28. O.J. Simpson.. did he do it? Yes, he did murder Nicole. 29. Fake tits or real tits??? I prefer real breasts. 30. Ever watch someone die? No 31. Name your favorite beer? I'll drink a Corona with lime in the summer.