Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Tuesday Is Chooseday
Would you rather: - take a dump in a disgusting, filthy public washroom OR drive home, risking crapping in your pants? I would NOT go to the bathroom in a dirty place, thank you.
- fall in a crevasse at the top of mount kilamanjaro OR fall in a well in hogfart, arkansas? Is Hogfart, Arkansas a real place? I'll take the well. I'm sure some nice, southern folks would save me.
- have to get out of a six-foot-deep pool with your arms tied to your body OR have to climb a rope ladder with your legs tied together? I'll climb the rope ladder. I think I need my arms to get out of the pool!
- brush your teeth with a brillo pad OR comb your hair with a wire brush? Don't mess with the teeth. Wait, don't mess with the hair either. You picked two of my most obsessive things about myself. OK, I will pick comb my hair with a wire brush. My hair is thick, if the wire brush rips some out, I'll still be okay.
posted by Lisa at 2/21/2006 07:54:00 PM
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1. I'd just crap my pants and enjoy the unique experience.
2. I have family in Hogfart, they assure me all of the dangerous wells have been capped since the infamous well-diving incident of '02.
3. I am 9 feet tall. The 6-foot pool means nothing to me.
4. Ooh, you have teeth AND hair?? You sound purdy...
1. I'd just crap my pants and enjoy the unique experience.
2. I have family in Hogfart, they assure me all of the dangerous wells have been capped since the infamous well-diving incident of '02.
3. I am 9 feet tall. The 6-foot pool means nothing to me.
4. Ooh, you have teeth AND hair?? You sound purdy...