According to this book, a majority of Americans: Eats peanut butter at least once a week (no) Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky (yes) Can name all Three Stooges (yes) Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart (unfortunately, yes) Eats at McDonald's at least once a year (no) Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day (no, longer!) Never sings in the shower (yes, I do) Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium (yes, a house) Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000 (yes, mine falls within that range) Has fired a gun (yes, on more than one occasion) Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall (yes, 5'8") Weighs 135 to 205 pounds (no, I weigh less) Is between the ages of 18 and 53 (yes, I am) Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option (sure, if you want to gamble, that's your choice.) Grew up within 50 miles of current home (no)