Hop on over to Google search
, put in your name, followed by the word, "needs." Then, take the first ten sentences that make sense, and write them in your journal/blog.
1. Lisa needs braces .
(no thanks, I've already had them and my teeth are fine. This was the most common result and a reference from "The Simpsons".)
2. Lisa needs a tree.
(I love trees, how about a weeping cherry? Could you come and plant it too?)
3. Lisa needs a family that can provide stability, love and structure for her.
(Am I up for adoption? I'm a bit old for that.)
4. Lisa needs help!
(Sure- send some now- hired help, a maid perhaps.)
5. Lisa need to get a life.
6. Lisa needs to ditch her bangs.
(but then what would hide my huge forehead?)
7. Lisa needs Bearcat love.
(Um, excuse me?)
8. Lisa needs a book.
needs a book!)
9. Lisa needs a slap.
(Not if you want to keep the hand that did it.)