Hop on over to Google search, put in your name, followed by the word, "needs." Then, take the first ten sentences that make sense, and write them in your journal/blog. 1. Lisa needs braces . (no thanks, I've already had them and my teeth are fine. This was the most common result and a reference from "The Simpsons".) 2. Lisa needs a tree. (I love trees, how about a weeping cherry? Could you come and plant it too?) 3. Lisa needs a family that can provide stability, love and structure for her. (Am I up for adoption? I'm a bit old for that.) 4. Lisa needs help! (Sure- send some now- hired help, a maid perhaps.) 5. Lisa need to get a life. (Ouch) 6. Lisa needs to ditch her bangs. (but then what would hide my huge forehead?) 7. Lisa needs Bearcat love. (Um, excuse me?) 8. Lisa needs a book. (Lisa always needs a book!) 9. Lisa needs a slap. (Not if you want to keep the hand that did it.)