Honesty is a must... (stupid mishaps survey) 1. Honestly, are you happy right now? No, I'm sicker than a dog and I feel like death warmed over as I now have the flu, bronchitis and a fever of 102. Not that I'm bitching! 2. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Black 3. Honestly, what's on your mind right now? Feverish and delirious thoughts. 4. Honestly, what are you doing right now? I'm crashed out in my bed writing this and praying the Tylenol kicks in soon before I fry all of my brain cells. 5. Honestly, what did you do today? Spent three hours at a MedCheck waiting to be seen. 6. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? Not today, but normally, sure... 7. Honestly, have you done something bad today?No, I feel to crappy to do anything bad today (how disappointing!) 8. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? No I don't. 9. Honestly, do you regret anything you've done lately? Yes, I regret catching the flu and possibly ruining my entire free week. 10. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? Good friends, good wine, a good book, and good sex. 11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? No, I think it is a dirty and disgusting habit. 12. Honestly, what is your mood right now? Sick and slightly delirious from fever. 13. Honestly, do you have an eating disorder? No I don't. 14. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? No, I look like hammered shit and I don't want anyone to see me. 15. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?A few more than I'd like to admit 16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Hate is such a strong word. I can think of one or two people I strongly detest, but they don't deserve the energy that hate connotes. 17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? Just my "woobie"- I'm too ill for human contact today. 18. Honestly, are you loyal? To a fault on occasion- I'm loyal when I really shouldn't be. 19. Honestly are you in denial? I am Cleopatra, Queen of "De Nile" - Yes of course I am in denial, but I'm trying not to be anymore. 20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? Believe it or not, no- that is how sick I feel today. Check back in a few days... 21. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?Is this a joke? I was hoping that regular alcohol consumption would kill any potential germs I may come in contact with, but thus far it's not working. 22. Honestly, do you like someone? Sure I always like someone. 23. Honestly, does anyone like you? How would I know? 24. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?Yes LAST PERSON... 1. Touched you? It must have been the doctor at Medcheck, as pitiful as that sounds. 2. Saw you cry? I don't know, I don't cry very often. 3.You went to the mall with? B 4. You went out to dinner with? Dinner, dinner- let's see- I usually go out for lunch or drinks- screw dinner! Okay, I remember now- it was with my momma and daddy when they came to town last week. 6. You talked on the phone? Ian 7. Broke your heart? No one, I don't have a heart so it can't be broken. 8. Made you laugh? I made myself laugh in my hallucinatory state when my fever was up really high. ARE YOU? 1. Simple or complicated? Complicated, very complicated! 2. Gay? Yes, and very happily so. 3. Hardcore? I can be a bitch if necessary, especially regarding certain sensitive topics. Don't mess with my son, or it will get ugly. Other than that, I'm sweetness and light. ABOUTYOU! 1. What time is it? 4:17 pm 2. Name? Lisa 3. Nickname(s): Li-Li, LA-LA 4. Where were you born? Mishawaka, Indiana (yes, it is a real place!) 5. What is your birthdate? February 26 6. What do you want? I can't think beyond getting over the flu right now... 7. Where do you want to live? Not where I currently live. I prefer someplace warmer and more exciting. Somplace that isn't totally flat and devoid of any culture.