Would you rather:
1. wake up and find you can ONLY tell the absolute truth OR only lies? I'll take the truth for $1,000, Alex.
2. gargle with mint listerine mouthwash before every meal OR lick a lime before every bite? I like limes, but not a lick beofre each bite, so I'll go with Listerine (mint is good.)
3. drink a glass of water taken from a public kiddie pool OR from the shark tank at the aquarium? I'd rather drink from the shark tank anyday.
4. go out to dinner with a convicted serial killer OR vice president dick cheney? I personally think the serial killer would be a more interesting dinner companion, so I would go with him...as long as neither he nor Cheney were allowed to bring weapons to the table!

Cheney's Lego Hunting Mishap