1. Birthday spankings or birthday kisses? You mean I have to pick one or the other? 2. Sitting on Santa/Easter Bunny's lap... fun or creepy? Creepy! But I was considering sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap this year just for the fun of it. 3. Once you start drinking at a party, do you usually get drunk or stop at tipsy? I usually stop at tipsy, that's best. 4. On a scale from 1-10, how passionate are you? I'd give myself a 9...I think I'm a little too passionate for my own good sometimes. 5. Have you ever seen a burlesque show? Nope. Bonus (as in "optional"): Have you ever been to an adult themed tupperware-type party like this? No, I haven't. The funny thing is, I get embarassed easily in situations like that (with a large group.) All of my friends tease me as to how red my face can get. Wow, I just read this on the linked site:

Facts on sex toys • On July 28, 2004, Alabama upheld a 1998 law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution does not include a right to sexual privacy. Guns, however, can still be sold. • In February of 2004, Joanne Webb, a former schoolteacher turned Baptist mother of three, was arrested for panhandling sex toys in her Texas home during a party. Texas law allows for the sale of sex toys as long as they are claimed as novelties, but when they are sold in a direct manner for sex, then trouble ensues. • Also in Texas, make sure those "novelty" vibrators and dildos don't add up - if a member of a household owns more than five fun toys, off to jail they go. • And in Massachusetts the sexual groundwork is plain and simple - sell a dildo, or an item of "self abuse" as they like to call them, do five years in jail. Ouch. Source: The State News