Scenario: You're in New York for a business meeting and on the last night there, you manage to sneak off to do a little shopping. Maybe it's your oversized sunglasses… or your habit of speaking in hushed tones to the sales people, but you seem to be mistaken for a celebrity. Not only are the sales people practically bending over backward to help you, but they are also discouraging the other customers, who have been using their cell phones to snap your picture, from approaching you for autographs. You naturally feel bad for rusing them but you must admit that you do love the attention.
What do you do??
A. Spill the beans. You can't live with the guilt.
B. Leave before they figure it out.
C. Call your mom and pretend that you're talking to Brad Pitt, just to stir up the rumor mills.
D. Have the store send the bill to "your agent".
I'd have to spill it...I can't think of a celeb I look like anyhow and what if someone asked for my autograph, I wouldn't know what name to write!
Various ramblings....random thoughts..
Like a maze where all the walls continually change..
You never know where you'll end up.
I'm so well behaved, I'm the "textbook" definition of good. So, look around and enjoy your visit.
I might surprise you now and again and be the "textbook" defintion of bad...
Friday, January 20, 2006
Friday Fandango
Scenario: You're in New York for a business meeting and on the last night there, you manage to sneak off to do a little shopping. Maybe it's your oversized sunglasses… or your habit of speaking in hushed tones to the sales people, but you seem to be mistaken for a celebrity. Not only are the sales people practically bending over backward to help you, but they are also discouraging the other customers, who have been using their cell phones to snap your picture, from approaching you for autographs. You naturally feel bad for rusing them but you must admit that you do love the attention.
What do you do??
A. Spill the beans. You can't live with the guilt.
B. Leave before they figure it out.
C. Call your mom and pretend that you're talking to Brad Pitt, just to stir up the rumor mills.
D. Have the store send the bill to "your agent".
I'd have to spill it...I can't think of a celeb I look like anyhow and what if someone asked for my autograph, I wouldn't know what name to write!
