1. First time you cooked for someone else?
I made spaghetti sauce from scratch for my family when I was about 10.
2. First time you threw up in someone else's toilet?
When I was pregnant, I didn't have morning sickness, I had it all day long; so- I threw up at my office, I threw up at the movie theater... you get the drift.
3. First time you did anything illegal?
Who, me? I've never done anything illegal.
4. First time you saw snow/the ocean (whichever is more exotic)?
The first time I saw the ocean I was about 5 and my whole family went to Florida.
5. First thought when I say "crumple-horned snorcack"?
I think of a Dr. Seuss character.