Today's theme is "Dont Join The Circus Day." We're not going to join a circus, but we're gonna make one! Your assignment today is to fill each listed circus role with the name of a musician, solo or in a band. Ringmaster - The Rolling Stones (Their "Rock and Roll Circus" makes them perfect!) Clown #1 - Alice Cooper (He can sing his song "Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me") Clown #2- Grace Jones (She can sing her version of "Send in the Clowns") Bearded lady - Natalie Merchant (not that she has a beard! She sang "Carnival" and did a music video to "Kind and Generous" with a circus theme.) Lion tamer - Dire Straits (They can sing "Lions") High-flying trapeze artist(s)- U2 (They can sing "Acrobat") Energetic, exciting band to end the night with a rockin' performance - The Beatles (if they were all still around) I would want them to sing "Being for the Benefit of Mrs. Kite"

For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo Fanques Fair-what a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire! In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world! The celebrated Mr. K. Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate The Hendersons will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flys through the ring don't be late Messrs. K and H. assure the public Their production will be second to none And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz! The band begins at ten to six When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound And Mr. H. will demonstrate Ten summersets he'll undertake on solid ground Having been some days in preparatio nA splendid time is guaranteed for all And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill.