Would you rather:

1.talk like foghorn leghorn (from looney tunes) OR snoop dogg?

I say, I say, Foghorn Leghorn...

2.orgasm everytime you hear a siren OR fart when the phone rings?

I work near a fire departmant- so I'll choose the big "O"- thanks! I may never get any work done again.

3. french kiss a llama OR have a dog lick your bare anus?

Ewww...none of the above...

4.be able to elongate your fingers to ten times their normal size OR grow up to two times your normal size?

Fingers, definitely...