During your annual gyno exam, your doctor comments on what lovely breasts you have… how implants are becoming so common these days that it's refreshing to see a beautiful woman with her natural breasts. Not sure how to respond, but wanting to be polite, you simply say "Thank You". Later, with your feet resting in stirrups, he says you smell wonderful and asks what perfume you wear. What do you do?
A. Rush home to blog about it.
B. Look around for the camera. Surely you must be on a new x-rated Candid Camera.
C. File a complaint. Sick bastard!
D. Tell him what you wear… and then compliment him on something. Maybe he'll ask you out. Wouldn't it be great to be married to a doctor?! Your friends will be soooo jealous!
Ewww! This was making me sick just reading it. That is precisely why I'd never had a male gynocologist. So, obviously my answer would have to be C.Various ramblings....random thoughts..
Like a maze where all the walls continually change..
You never know where you'll end up.
I'm so well behaved, I'm the "textbook" definition of good. So, look around and enjoy your visit.
I might surprise you now and again and be the "textbook" defintion of bad...
Friday, January 27, 2006
Friday Fandango
During your annual gyno exam, your doctor comments on what lovely breasts you have… how implants are becoming so common these days that it's refreshing to see a beautiful woman with her natural breasts. Not sure how to respond, but wanting to be polite, you simply say "Thank You". Later, with your feet resting in stirrups, he says you smell wonderful and asks what perfume you wear. What do you do?
A. Rush home to blog about it.
B. Look around for the camera. Surely you must be on a new x-rated Candid Camera.
C. File a complaint. Sick bastard!
D. Tell him what you wear… and then compliment him on something. Maybe he'll ask you out. Wouldn't it be great to be married to a doctor?! Your friends will be soooo jealous!
Ewww! This was making me sick just reading it. That is precisely why I'd never had a male gynocologist. So, obviously my answer would have to be C.
