 
 1.Have you broken any New Year's resolutions yet? No, I haven’t, as I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, there’s nothing to be broken.
1.Have you broken any New Year's resolutions yet? No, I haven’t, as I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, there’s nothing to be broken.
2. Broken any bones? Yes, I’ve fractured my clavicle while carrying a kayak.
3. When is the last time someone else broke your heart? I’m like the Tin Man in the “Wizard of Oz”- I don’t have a heart, so it can’t be broken. Maybe if I get the see the Wizard…
4. What is the most expensive item you've ever broken? Does putting a dent in a car count?
5. What phrase are you tired of hearing over and over again? “Is it over yet?”
The Daily Meme: Discussion on Friday Fiver





