Okay, okay- I'll give in to it- Everyone is doing it, it's everywhere, so now it's here too...
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Lisa!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lisa!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lisa from each salad served in first class.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Lisa!
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Lisa!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Lisa orbiting the Earth.
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Lisa.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Lisa!
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Lisa.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Lisa!
Number 8 and number 10 are mildly insulting, yet amusing
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Belinda has 7.
- When provoked, Belinda will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Belinda.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Belinda!
- Without its lining of Belinda, your stomach would digest itself!
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Belinda!
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Belinda in 1504, after eighteen months work.
- Belinda was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Belinda.
- Belinda is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
Oh, number 2 is hilarious!
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Ian!
- Ian once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Ian.
- During severe windstorms, Ian may sway several feet to either side!
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Ian, and 400 times smaller.
- The risk of being struck by Ian is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- Ian can smell some things up to six miles away!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Ian!
- Lightning strikes Ian over seven times every hour!
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Ian.
I believe #7, that kid can smell anything.
- It's bad luck to whistle near Gatsby.
- Gatsbyology is the study of Gatsby!
- It's bad luck to put Gatsby on a bed.
- During severe windstorms, Gatsby may sway several feet to either side.
- The first domain name ever registered was Gatsby.com!
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Gatsby!
- If the annual Australian Gatsby crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Gatsby, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- It is impossible to fold Gatsby more than seven times.
- Gatsby is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Gatsby.
If number 3 is true, we're doomed- she sleeps on Ian's bed every night. Ian and Gatsby really are "siblings" they both have #4
