1. Have you ever called in sick to have sex?
Yes, quite a long time ago.
2. Do you feel "entitled" to sex when you are in a relationship?
Honey, I don't feel "entitled" to much of anything in life, period!
3. Have you ever dated/married purely for money?
Not a chance.
4. Have you ever, of your own free will, had sex with someone you didn't really want to? Why?
Yeah, it's called marriage. LOL
5. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: vacation, kiss, sprinkles (inside joke)
b) make you squirm: tickle, clown, snake
c) make you laugh: Eureka!, kumquat, bullocks
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had sex with a relative (cousin, inlaw...)?