I am so sleepy today that I went looking for a Diet Coke in the office refrigerator. I should have known better. Everything we have is caffeine free. I suppose I understand why- you don’t want people who are working on you with sharp instruments to have the caffeine jitters. Normally, I don’t drink soda. I don’t like it. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Since I hate it anyhow, I decided not to go the Diet Coke route, as it was the “unleaded” version and therefore of no use to me. I did have two big cups of coffee this morning at home and then ran out to the local Starbucks for a double shot latte. All to no avail…I’m still sleepy. I’d hate to imagine what I’d be like if I hadn’t had the caffeine!
Most of the gay men I know love Diet Coke. I can’t think of many straight men that drink it. I guess straight men don’t care if they gain weight, just as they don’t care if the smell bad or their clothes don’t match. Let’s face it, most men are pigs!